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APRIL FOOLS! 20% OFF WITH CODE APRILFOOL
Suck it, Bezos.
Before the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.
No more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your grinder in under 10 minutes*.
*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:
Before the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.
No more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your grinder in under 10 minutes*.
*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:
- Proximity: Within 350 miles of Miami
- Avian Activity: Zero pigeons, crows, or gulls in airspace. They could get hit by your weed.
- Minimum Payload: Orders under 1.0 lb will subject to additional drone fee
Q: What does the FAA think?
A: Who? They can suck it too.
Q: Is this legal?
A: Define “legal.”
Q: Can I wave at the drone?
A: It appreciates that. However, please do not pet the drone.
20% DISCOUNT CODE:
APRILFOOL
Discount only valid on April 1st and 2nd. Does not apply to bulk products.
Suck it, Bezos.
Before the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.
No more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your grinder in under 10 minutes*.
*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:
Before the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.
No more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your grinder in under 10 minutes*.
*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:
- Proximity: Within 350 miles of Miami
- Avian Activity: Zero pigeons, crows, or gulls in airspace. They could get hit by your weed.
- Minimum Payload: Orders under 1.0 lb will subject to additional drone fee
Q: What does the FAA think?
A: Who? They can suck it too.
Q: Is this legal?
A: Define “legal.”
Q: Can I wave at the drone?
A: It appreciates that. However, please do not pet the drone.
20% DISCOUNT CODE:
APRILFOOL
Discount only valid on April 1st and 2nd. Does not apply to bulk products.
$126.00
Original: $420.00
-70%APRIL FOOLS! 20% OFF WITH CODE APRILFOOL—
$420.00
$126.00Description
Suck it, Bezos.
Before the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.
No more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your grinder in under 10 minutes*.
*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:
Before the Amazon could even get ONE delivery drone off the ground, we just launched a FLEET of tactical drones and fitted them for cannabis delivery.
No more waiting—we're getting from the warehouse to your grinder in under 10 minutes*.
*For crash-free ten-minute delivery, ensure your Landing Zone (LZ) meets all criteria below:
- Proximity: Within 350 miles of Miami
- Avian Activity: Zero pigeons, crows, or gulls in airspace. They could get hit by your weed.
- Minimum Payload: Orders under 1.0 lb will subject to additional drone fee
Q: What does the FAA think?
A: Who? They can suck it too.
Q: Is this legal?
A: Define “legal.”
Q: Can I wave at the drone?
A: It appreciates that. However, please do not pet the drone.
